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  • Praying mantis says female with small head date is still on her diet.
  • Three head male praying mantis at bar flirting with female insect evolved to mate more than once.
  • Praying mantis on date at bar with decapitated mate complains we don’t talk anymore.
  • Praying mantis bugs at bar admit eat mates’ heads to avoid awkward eye contact after sex.
  • Female preying mantis on date runs into decapitated ex-husband in uncomfortable meeting.
  • Rebellious insects defy preconceived ideas with butterfly prefers margarine, professional plumber carpenter ant, atheist praying mantis & yellowjacket wearing purple sweater.

  • Bug on basketball team says it thought gross insect with dung ball was a dunk beetle.
  • Male middle aged preying mantis insect at bar prefers virginity & sexual abstinence to head loss sex.
  • Female praying mantis at bar tells surprised male date he seems sweet but she’ll know soon enough.
  • A praying mantis housewife watches a show about how to cook her husband.
  • A praying mantis baby gets scared because his mom is going to eat him.
  • A praying mantis complains that his girlfriend only ate him halfway.


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